Amahlaya ngodokotela bezilwane

Ngibe ngudokotela wezilwane iminyaka engu-30! Hewu! Iminyaka engama-30 - phansi kwe-drain!

Indoda ibiza udokotela wezilwane ukuba abone inhlwathi yakhe futhi udokotela wezilwane uzwe inhlwathi ibhodla! Udokotela wezilwane ujabule - Leli yicala elingakaze libonwe - inhlwathi ekhonkothayo! Ngokuthola okunjalo, mina, mhlawumbe, ngizothola uMklomelo KaNobel! Indoda: “Dokotela—mhlawumbe siqale sikhiphe i-dachshund ayigwinyile?!

Udokotela ufika ezobiza udokotela wezilwane ogulayo. – Ngitshele kahle ukuthi ubuhlungu bakho bugxile kuphi? “Futhi-ke, angizibuzi iziguli zami ukuthi zigula ngani,” kuphendula udokotela wezilwane. - Ngibaphatha ngaphandle kokubuza! Khona-ke udokotela uphendukela kunkosikazi kadokotela wezilwane, amnikeze impushana futhi athi: – Phaka umyeni wakho lo muthi, futhi uma ungasizi ekuseni, kuyodingeka umlalise!

Omunye umfundi owayenesifiso sokuvelela, ofunda esikoleni sezilwane, wayekhanyisa inyanga ebusuku njenge-taxidermist (stuffer). Lapho ethweswa iziqu, wanquma ukuthi angakwazi ukuhlanganisa le misebenzi emibili, andise imisebenzi yakhe futhi ngaleyo ndlela ayiphindaphinde kabili iholo lakhe. Wavula umtholampilo wakhe wezilwane wayeselengisa uphawu emnyango: “UDkt. Jones: Udokotela wezilwane kanye ne-Taxidermist - ngandlela-thile, uthola isilwane sakho esifuywayo!"

Ehlobo edolobhaneni lamaholide, inja yomunye wabahambeli beholide yalimala ekuxabaneni nongungumbane. Isakhamuzi sasehlobo sacela usizo kudokotela wezilwane wendawo. “U-$100 wakho,” kusho udokotela wezilwane, esenikeze usizo oludingekayo. “Yebo, uphambene,” kubabaza isakhamuzi sasehlobo, “uyakhuluphala lapha uma sizophumula!” Thatha ithuba lokuthi akukho lapho ungaphendukela khona !!! Kodwa wenzani ebusika singekho? - Njengani?! Sitshala izingungumbane...

Abafundi ababili bezilwane beza kulo muzi bezozilolongela. Kuhlaliswe phansi. Babizwa epulazini bezobona inkomo egulayo. Omunye ubheka emlonyeni, kanti omunye ubheka ngaphansi komsila. Ingxoxo elandelayo iyenzeka: – Uyangibona? – Cha! - Nami ngokufanayo. Ngakho, volvulus.

Kuhlangana amadoda amabili. Omunye komunye: - Ikati lami, kahle, zadolbal nje !!! NjengoMashi, umemeza ngezwi elibi. “Futhi umyise kudokotela wezilwane.” Ngalokho bahlukana. Ngemva konyaka, ngandlela-thile baphinde bahlangana. — Khumbula, ngikweluleka ukuthi uthathe ikati kudokotela wezilwane? - Yebo, ngenze ... "Ngakho-ke, akathethi entwasahlobo yakho manje?" - Ngisathanda ukumemeza. Manje uyamemeza: — Kuphi? Bakuphi? Kuphi-e-e?!!!

Indoda iza kudokotela wezilwane - Ukhala ngani? - Okwempilo. - Kodwa angiyena isazi sokusebenza kwengqondo, kodwa udokotela wezilwane. Ngakho impilo ifana nenja.

— Sawubona, dokotela, ngivuse ikati! - Kanje? “Awu umlalise ngonyaka odlule, manje mvuse.

“Ngisika amakati. Ukuthenwa okungenzeka. Sizobona ukuthi kuhamba kanjani."

Isimemezelo ephephandabeni: "Umtholampilo wezilwane "Udokotela Onomusa Aibolit": i-euthanasia, ukushiswa, ukususwa, ukuthenwa, inzalo, ukunqanyulwa kwezindlebe nomsila, ukugunda izinwele nokususwa kwezinzipho. Kazi wenzani uDokotela Omubi u-Aibolit?

Ukubiza udokotela wezilwane: – Manje umkhwekazi wami uzoza kuwe nenja endala. Umnika umjovo onoshevu onamandla kakhulu ukuze angahlupheki futhi afe ngokushesha … Udokotela wezilwane: Ingabe inja izoyithola indlela eya ekhaya?